Ok ok… one more post and then back to retirement! Because I’m the Jay-Z of Ikea-related blogs. And because MONKEY IN PEOPLE CLOTHES.
IKEA HUMOR SPOTTED // On The Daily What
This Looks Shopped
Of course there’s an IKEA instructional manual on how to properly dress the IKEA Monkey, a 7-month-old Rhesus Macaque that became an overnight celebrity after he was found wandering around an IKEA store in Toronto, Canada earlier this week. [via thedailywhat]
H.O.V.A out. *drops mic*
David Ikeasson Explains Sniglar (by David Ikeasson)
"Slugs are slimy, slow, and ugly, like babies."
I just found a used condom in the Ikea parking lot. Low prices with great quality turn me on, too.
To any Jenna Marbles fans on here, I hope you enjoyed that reference.
- Me: you have to be in a really awkward position to make it go in
- Me: it shouldn't be this hard!
- Me: Damn it! Just go in the hole!
- Me: Well, that was satisfying.
- Ikea furniture: ....
Seems pretty simple to me…
Early Bird Special: “You don’t think it was a little passive-aggressive to take that ‘detour’ through the children’s section?”
Grace Helbig better than Ikea? THOUGHTS?
Daily Grace gives me that funny ha-ha kind of feeling when I start my work day with her antics and her funny and relatable sometimes drunken/sometimes hungover ways. Ikea invokes the kind of excited feeling in me that makes me gasp, run up to colorful, pretty things, touch them gently and lovingly, and declare ‘I want you!’, much like any average Belieber or One Direction…er (what do they call themselves?). These feelings are mutually exclusive… for everyone’s sake… so the police don’t get involved.
I love you, Daily Grace!
IKEA HUMOR SPOTTED // @hipstermermaid
IKEA HUMOR SPOTTED // … or maybe Chronicles of Narnia humor spotted? You get the point.
IKEA HUMOR SPOTTED // Ikea Stonehenge